Shout out to Ellie’s relative who fires a gun in church
I THOUGHT I HAD A FAVOURITE INFOMERCIAL GIF
BUT I THINK I HAVE FOUND A NEW FAVOURITE
how are these people not dead
Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die
this makes me feel things
SNAILS EAT WORMS
why yes they do
and it’s fucking terrifying
I could have gone the rest of my life without seeing that.
I had a snail phase at one point
God liked Saturn so he put a ring on it. :) haha only Christian astronauts will get this one!
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell